Hondo just missed touching ’em all with his four-play yesterday, scoring with the Yankees, Angels and Giants and getting rejected only with the Phils to cut the nasty number to 820 ramoses.

Today, he hopes to make a Twins-killing — 10 units on Blackburn.

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Prime Minister Gordon Brown has added his name to a campaign devoted to reducing Britain’s carbon emis sions by 10 percent. Most Americans would settle for the PM reducing his BS emissions about the release of the Lockerbie bomber. . . . Sister Lauren Hanley of Long Island is facing a misdemeanor DWI charge after registering .18 on the breathalyzer. She’s expected to blame it on the power of the holy spirits. hondo@nypost.com