Leave it to the Bengwads to wreck a perfectly good Sunday for Hondo, who otherwise cashed with the Giants, Broncos and his series investment on the Orioles to reduced the deficit to 1,265 ceys.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects Hyun-Jin to provide even more tonic for the deficit — 10 units on Ryu and the Dodgers to prevail against their Arch enemies.

Joe “Cannon Balls” Biden has apologized to Turkey and the United Arab Emirates for saying they were partly responsible for the rise of ISIS. The VP apologizing for another foot-in-mouth fiasco is right up there on the newsworthy scale with Jennifer Lawrence having her nude photos hacked, Pam Anderson having a wardrobe malfunction and the Secret Service being involved in a total screwup…

Tom Watson accepted full responsibility for any mistakes that were made in managing the losing Ryder Cup team. Rumor has it the players still haven’t decided whether to take any blame for the loss.