Hondo, who swept Thursday, took a broom upside his head last night, losing with the Jays and Yankees to send the deficit soaring to 690 klimchocks.

Tonight, he’ll pester Lester for a victory over the one and only Jimmy Shields. Ten units on the Sawx. Also, the idea of Santana beating the Indians strikes a chord with Mr. Aitch – 10 more on the Twins.

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Former Post hockey scribe Evan Grossman says if Lindsay “Firecrotch” Lohan denies any of the charges from her latest arrest, the prosecutor has a ready response: “Liar, liar, crotch on fire.” . . . Mike Piazza plans to press charges against a fan who hit him in the back of the head with a half-full water bottle this week. The fan is expected to use the same defense Roger Clemens used when he threw half a broken bat at Piazza in the 2000 Series: “I thought it was the ball.”

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