Hondo, who had been getting pummeled lately, came off the ropes last night and connected with the Cardinals and Padres to reduce the dirty digits to 1,595 thomsons.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects the Giants to show that plucky Cain-do spirit — 10 units. Also, he will praise the A’s if they take care of business in Texas – 10 units on Parker.

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Lindsay Lohan may sue the person who she says falsely accused her of running him down with her car. Said the indignant Lohan: “I’m tired of people lying just to [make a quick score].” That’s eerily similar to what the jewelry store owner must have said about Lindsay before she pleaded no contest to stealing one of his necklaces last year . . . John Travolta was given a Lifetime Achievement Award last weekend at the San Sebastian International Film Festival. Travolta intends to put it in his closet where he will be sure to see it every day.

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