That’s six, if you’re scoring at home. Hondo kept his winning streak alive Monday night when the Nationals stopped the mighty Cubs to enlarge the wad to 761 howes.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will give more work to Perez, a dispenser of “W’s” — 20 units on the Rangers to slay the A’s.

Daily Ruse columnist Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner offered up a blueprint Monday for what Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders should do to come together for the ‘Crats’ greater good. No doubt they will pay close attention because there’s no one better to dole out sound advice than a congressman who quit after getting caught flashing his junk on Twitter … CUNY Kingsborough prof and human sperm bank Ari Nagel, who reportedly has 22 kids, uses public bathrooms to produce product for his thriving insemination business. Emailer Donny Mac writes that ex-Jet Antonio Cromartie, a father of 12, says Nagel should be penalized for illegal use of hands … Warriors’ groin hunter Draymond Green, who was banned for Monday night’s Game 5, clearly is a victim of guilt by Association.