Hondo hit with the ol’-reliable Jets yesterday, but then went double-draino with the ol’-pitiful Steelers and Cards to end the day 1,435 allisons in the hole.

Tonight, he’ll keep it relevant with 10-unit plays on the Twins and Rangers.

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Bill Clinton said yesterday he still believes in the existence of a “vast, right-wing conspiracy,” a term Hillary originally used as a basis to dispel charges her husband was getting busy with a vast West Wing intern . . . Vitali Klitschko defended his WBC heavyweight title Saturday night with a TKO win over Chris Arreola. The result surprised some ring experts, who figured the champ would nip Arreola on points.

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