Free-falling Hondo yesterday went draino with the Rays, whose inability to solve Slosh Beckett caused the accounts payable to balloon to 1,550 shannons.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects some Lynn-sanity in Milwaukee with the Cardinals — 10 units.

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Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner reportedly is considering a run for mayor or, possibly, Public Advocate (whatever that is). Apparently A-Wad’s research indicates he would do well. And if you don’t believe it, he’d be happy to show you the poll.