The Orioles couldn’t hold on to their big fat 5-0 lead last night in El Bronx, so Hondo, who also lost with the Nats, saw his debt soar to 180 templetons.

Tonight, he’ll Harang the Padres for a victory — 10 units on Aaron to keep the ‘Stros grounded.

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Bill Clinton, recalling the good old days when he first visited Times Square as a college student, told a Wednesday gathering at Gracie Mansion: “I saw a hooker approaching a man in a gray flannel suit. I still have vivid memories of it.” No doubt! The ex- Prez failed to mention how much the transaction cost him . . . So it turns out Derby contender Uncle Mo finished a disappointing third in Saturday’s Wood Memorial because he was suffering from a “gastro-intestinal infection.” That must have made for a rough ride for the trailing horses and jockeys, who likely were subjected to some nasty bursts of collateral spattering.

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