Hondo: Q is the answer
Lynn was more joker than ace last night in Wrigley, which led to a loss by the Cards that raised Hondo’s deficit to 450 romanos.
Today, Mr. Aitch, who had been raining winners on HondoNation like some sort of powerful Hondonado, will close out the front nine by teeing it up with the White Sox — 20 units on Quintana to roll in Philadelphia.
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Gay American Jim “Knees” McGreevey has been hired by Jersey City to head a commission on job creation and training. He is probably a good choice, given his extensive background in customer service at the Jersey Turnpike rest stops … Speaking of disgraced former governors, Eliot “John” Spitzer has written an E-book that covers his rules to live by. One of them, on the need to be a “steamroller,” includes a warning about not bringing a pencil to a knife fight. Unfortunately, Client 9 failed to include any other times when it’s important to keep your pencil in your pants.
