So much for the “Boof makes your money go poof” theory. Hondo whiffed with those darn Chisox last night in Minnesota, which caused a reduction in the bankroll to 180 fregosis.

Tonight, he’ll take a slide with Bannister – 10 units on the Royals.

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According to a quality-of-life survey, New Yorkers rate traffic, dangerous intersections and street noise as the worst problems in their neighborhoods. Right after those concerns comes a couple of rela tively new troublesome phenomena: Spitzer cruising for hookers, and CNN personalities/perverts parad ing around parks doing rope tricks with genitals … The racy photos of Miley Cyrus took many by sur prise. One stunned Post colleague was heard to wonder, “Heck, man, when did Hannah Montana be come Idaho?”

hondo@nypost.com