Even though Papelbon turned into Papelbum, Hondo survived with the Bosawx last night, which, along with his Twin win, slashed the nasty negative number to 590 arroyos.

Today, he’s hoping to find a financial Rx with Al Gore III’s favorite team, the J’s. Ten units on Mar cum.

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Hillary’s campaign staff is upset because of a Washington Post story about the cleavage the can didate showed while giving a speech on the Senate floor. The newspaper called it “cleavage;” Bill likes to call it “no-man’s land.” The staff probably should just be thankful the WP didn’t write about her glu teal region. . . . Nicole Richie was slapped with a four-day jail sentence for DUI. She might have walked but sources say when she was caught she was drunker than an astronaut on launch day.

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