The Pirates ran aground last night in Milwaukee as the Brewers poured it on and caused Hondo’s nasty numeral to grow to 1,440 sisks.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will give the ball to Tony “The Genius” La Russa’s least favorite pitcher — R.A. Dickey. Ten units on Bill Maher’s Mets.

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Kerry Kennedy, one of Bobby’s brood, was busted for DWD — driving while drugged — after ramming a big rig and fleeing the scene in Westchester. Ho-hum. At this point, most people assume that if a Kennedy is driving, he or she is probably plastered, so unless one of them is found to be driving sober there is no reason to alert the media.

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