Hondo’s free-fall continued Friday night when Tulsa was anything but golden against Memphis, suffering a bludgeoning that boosted the dirty digits to 2,027 wards.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will show off his vast college knowledge with 20-unit plays on Florida State, Ohio State and Utah.

Two Secret Service agents were caught snoozing while on duty at the White House. That’s a grievous offense, but It could have been worse; at least they weren’t off boozing and cavorting with hookers. … Hillary Clinton on Friday told a campaign rally in Virginia: “A lot of things have been said about me but ‘quitter’ isn’t one of them.” In case you have forgotten what has been said about her, according to a recent Quinnipiac poll, “liar,” “dishonest” and “untrustworthy” were the most common sentiments.