The Bosawx came through marvelously last night in Toronto, rallying in the ninth to give Hondo a third straight victory that trimmed his accounts payable to a meager 5 buhners.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will leave it to Beavan – 10 units on the Mariners to beat the long odds in Texas.

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A British scientist named Bertold Wiesner reportedly may have fathered up to 600 children as a regular sperm donor to his wife’s London clinic in the 1940s-60s. The story didn’t say what killed Wiesner in 1972, but chances it might have had something to do with severe carpal tunnel syndrome …Cops in the city arrested an Alec Baldwin stalker yesterday. It’s uncertain what tact her defense lawyer will take, but an insanity defense surely would work. Clearly, nobody in their right mind would stalk an angry, belligerent, daughter-bashing, photographer-attacking, road-raging, air-raging, all-around abusive bloviator.