Berrios apparently isn’t interested in earning a stall in Hondo’s Stable of Stalwarts. His latest failure, Monday night against the Tigers, slashed the earnings to 474 reardons.

Tuesday night: Since it seems a little early in the season for a Nats collapse, Mr. Aitch will back Sure-As-Shootin’ Scherzer to keep the Metamucils out of the flow — 20 units.

Obama’s National Security Adviser Susan Rice said the President will not issue an apology to the Japanese for the U.S. dropping a nuclear bomb when he visits Hiroshima next week. What’s his problem with Japan? He apologizes for the U.S. everywhere else he goes … Mayor de Blasio said convicted corrupt New York politicians Sheldon Silver and Dean Skelos received their just desserts. And what will it be for you, Red Billy? A big bowl of Jail-O? Or maybe a couple cronuts and a cruller?