Hondo swept his way back into the black on Friday, scoring with the Padres and Cardinals to put the profits at a skimpy but sturdy 5 flannerys.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will stick with the Pods for a 10-unit play on Ross to show the Cubs who’s boss.

Hillary Clinton was hit with a bad omen Thursday night when “Pantsuit Hilary” ran in the 10th race at Northfield Park, a harness racing track in Northfield, Ohio. Sadly, the horse finished dead last. Let’s hope Pantsuit Hilary’s backers didn’t end up “dead broke,” like the Portly Pantsuit claimed she was when she and Bill left the White House. … Emailer Will DiMarco writes: If Hillary is so concerned about income inequality, why doesn’t she just teach people to do what she did: Grab a quick $100,000 by engaging in some super-secretive, totally implausible cattle-future deals. … The world champion Patsies are scheduled to visit the White House on Thursday. It would be fitting if they were hosted in the Rose Garden, so they can spike the football in the same place where Obama spiked it after swapping five terrorists for an alleged deserter.