Hondo avoided the dreaded four-figure deficit last night when he hit with the Yanks to trim the negative number to 870 lupiens.
Today, Mr. Aitch will properly celebrate Independence Day by freely making four investments — 20 units apiece on the Giants, Pirates, Rockies and Indians.
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Dennis Rodman says he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for his attempts to bring the U.S. and North Korea through his friendship with Kim Jong-un. He might be right. There is precedent for winning the Prize despite accomplishing nothing. See Obama, Barack: 2009 … Terrorist Anwar al-Awlaki reportedly frequented $400-an-hour hookers while living in D.C. In the early 2000s. So it probably wasn’t so bad for him when he suffered death by drone — not only does he get to maintain an active sex life by frolicking with 72 virgins but they’re all free of charge.
