Sandoval and the SF Giants did a number on Kate Upton’s doubly distracted boyfriend, who was a big bust in Game 1 last night as he caused Hondo’s NRN (nasty red number) to soar to a 1,475 selmons.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch is giddy and griddy about Clemson and the Buccaneers — 10 units apiece. As for the diamond district, he will back that Bumgarner — 10 units on the SF Jints.

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Carlton Fisk was arrested for DUI after he was found passed out behind the wheel of his pickup in a cornfield in New Lenox, Ill. Apparently, the cops didn’t buy his explanation that he was rehearsing for a role in Field of Dreams 2 … Obama told a crowd in Iowa that he has “a plan that will actually create jobs.” If that’s the case, why didn’t he implement it a couple of years ago? The unemployed surely would have appreciated it, and he might not be on the verge of being thrown out of his house.

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