Hondo, ping-ponging in the red between three and four figures, moved deeper into debt last night when the Marlins were smoked by the Rockies to put the dirty digits at 1,030 colavitos.

Today, he’ll take a stab with a 10-unit plunge on Westbrook and the surging Native Americans to maul Minny.

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Obama’s support in Arizona is down to 28 percent, according to a poll. However, if you factor in the opinions of all the undocumented Democrats, the percentage increases immensely . . . Twenty-five percent of New Jerseyans admit that they text while driving. That’s just terrible, but, as most explain, it helps them take their minds off the stench.

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