Hondo trips with Tribe
Hondo lost the hard way with the Tribe yesterday — on a flyout/throwout DP that ended it and raised the DPOs (dead presidents owed) to 2,035 otts.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will take a shot with Carl “The American Idle” Pavano, mainly because Britton’s ERA seems a whisker on the high side of late — 20 units on the Twins. Also, he expects an investment on the red-hot Rays to be beneficial — 20 units on Niemann.
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Everything went smoothly at Saturday night’s “wed ding of the century” between Nets’ forward Kris Hum phries and Kim Kardashian — with one minor exception. Sources say, several male guests were so infatuated with Kim’s gluteal area, they had to be reminded several times that hand-checking the bride was strictly prohib ited . . . Maybe it’s time for Cashman and Girardi to try a new approach with Burnett. The relentless coddling of the 34-year-old dud doesn’t seem to be working.

