Those gritty and gutty Metamucils were a little too much for the Triple A Cubs last night, which caused Hondo’s wad to shrink to 715 sisks.

Tonight, he’ll give thanks if Danks can’t beat the Indians. Ten units on Lewis over those darn Chisox.

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PETA has asked Ben & Jerry’s to use mother’s milk to make its ice cream instead of cow’s milk. If the company abides it’ll need one of those catchy names it’s famous for, such as Nip & Chip, Nipsy Russell or Best Chest.

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