Hondo nearly swept his five-pick frenzy yester day, hitting with Wisconsin, Stanford, Florida and the A’s while missing only with the Reds. As a result, his negative numeral plummeted to 2,215 snells.

Today, Mr. Aitch will stick to gridiron business and drop 20 units apiece on the Jets, Browns and Chiefs.

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Uncle Onyango, the half-brother of Obama’s father, was released this week from jail after an arrest last month for DUI. That explains the sudden prolif eration of those new Massachusetts bumper stick ers — Uncle Onyango’s out: Drive extremely defen sively. . . . Bob Dylan has an art show coming soon to the Gagosian Gallery. Let’s hope his art work is eas ier to understand than his singing.

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