Happ and the Blue Jays suffered a vicious beating by the Tigers on Monday night, and Hondo paid the price as his dwindling earnings plunged to 259 mcraes.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will try his hand at Ventura capitalism with a 20-unit investment on Yordano and the Royals, whom he expects to be razor sharp against Ubaldo.

Kim Kardashian apologized to Kanye West’s angry fans after the rapper failed to make good on a promise to do an impromptu show at Webster Hall on Sunday night. “Promise he will make up this pop-up show,” she tweeted. Just in case you get confused, Kanye does the pop-up shows, while Kim does the pop-out shows … According to “Crisis of Character,” a new book by ex-Secret Service agent Gary Byrnes, the author once saw Bill Clinton with a black eye in a White House room with a blue vase smashed to pieces, the handiwork, he presumed, of Hillary. It’s clear Bubba and the color blue just didn’t work well together back then, as we see now with the blue vase and, of course, the well-chronicled crusty blue love dress.