Hondo’s October run of futility continued yesterday when those darn Chisox failed their assignment against the Rays, which lowered the total in the vault to 655 roseboros.

Today, he’ll vacate the diamond district and try to be a BBMOC (big betting man on campus) with Texas Tech – 10 units on the revved-up Red Raiders to KO K- State.

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Mr. Aitch was sad to learn of Mr. Clean’s death. Word is he went through a messy divorce that left him dirt poor. In a related story, rumor has it that Mr. Good wrench caught Mrs. Goodwrench screwing around and decided to bolt. hondo@nypost.com