Hondo made a Monster move on the deficit last night, scoring beautifully with the Birds in Fenway to slash the number to 515 demeters.

Tonight, with Bannister on the slab, he expects the Royals to slide past the Twins. Ten units.

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The Spears-Federline divorce became final Mon day, with the couple agreeing to shared custody of the kids. Britney will take the noon-2 p.m. shift, leav ing her ample time to get loaded every night and show her junk to the photogs … Attention infants: Today begins World Breast-Feeding Week, so slurp till you burp, baby.

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