Mr. Aitch would like to extend heartfelt apologies to the Reverse Hondo Brigade, which suffered a very painful double-flusher yesterday due to his success with the Padres and Pirates, a couple of heavy ‘dogs. Tonight, with the negative numeral all the way down to 1,425 monteleones, Mr. Aitch will give the nod to The Good Weaver — 10 units on the Angels over the Tribe. Also, he’ll try a 10-unit plunge on The American Idle to menace Mr. Wilson and the Rangers.

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The New York Public Library, as a means of luring kids back into the facility, reportedly is making an offer of amnesty to those who haven’t been allowed to take out books because they owe $15 or more in late fees. That’s the good news. The bad? All those perverts are still there watching porn on the library computers.

hondo@nypost.com