The Yankees came back heroically for Hondo last night, chewing up the Cubs in Wrigley to lower the NRN (nasty red number) to 1,300 sewells.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will give some work to Morton, that old salt — 10 units on Chuckin’ Charlie and the Pirates. Also, he will back The Good Weaver with a 10-unit play on the Angels.

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Watching the golf tournament all weekend made Hondo long for the good-old days when Open courses were more difficult than the track at the John Deere Classic . . . A sperm donor in Virginia reportedly has fathered 129 children, prompting some to call for a change in the state motto to: “Virginia is For Artificial Inseminators” … “Gasbag” Olbermann, aka Uberdork, returns to television tonight on a minor cable station, which proves that nothing good lasts forever.

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