The Padres failed to bless Hondo with a victory last night as they were brought to their knees in Frisco, causing the earnings to plunge to 60 tem pletons.

Tonight, he’ll get down and dirty with a couple of ‘dogs – 10 units apiece on the Nats and Braves.

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Greg Norman, according to documents filed in his divorce case, claims “the wife did not teach the hus band how to swing a club” and “the wife did not teach the husband how to win.” Sadly, the wife also did not teach him how not to gag on a six-stroke lead in the final round of the ’96 Masters.

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