Hondo suffered a Hillacious loss last night with the Cubs, whose failure to buck up against the Pi rates reduced the earnings 330 schwalls.

Tonight, it’s back to Gabbard, who needs a victory over the A’s to lock up a stall in Mr. Aitch’s stable – 10 units on Texas.

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Obama’s wife said in an interview that the candi date is “snore-y and stinky” in the morning. (Thanks for sharing!) It could be worse; she could be waking up next to Ted Kennedy. The distinguished and bloated senator from Mass. is rumored to be “burpy, f-rty and stenchy.”

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