Hondo’s earnings mushroomed to a season-high 674 malzones Tuesday night when the White Sox took care of business for him against the dreaded Bosawx.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch again will test out the Strasburg method — 20 units on the Nationals to help HondoNation.

If Leicester can win the Premier League as a 5,000-1 shot, then you have to believe at some point Chase Headley will overcome the odds this season and produce at least one extra-base hit … Hillary Clinton says if she becomes President she wants to put husband Bill in charge of increasing manufacturing in the U.S. Don’t bet on that happening. The only pursuit of that nature by the former Horndog-in-Chief will come when he gets busy manufacturing some nookie with the interns — just like the good old days … Matt Harvey was given fluids before Tuesday night’s start. It was unclear whether that was necessary because he was ill or whether it was done as part of his IUP — increased urination program.