Hondo snapped his losing streak at three Saturday night when the Cardinals rallied heroically on his behalf to boost the earnings back up to 529 mazeroskis.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch will set sail with the Pirates in hopes they are able patch together a victory over the Halos — 20 units on Cole.

Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner responded to Donald Trump’s criticism of him and wife Huma by threatening: “I’ll hit that guy with so many rights, he’ll be begging for a left.” And if that doesn’t work, A-Wad will hit him with so many selfies of his junk, El Donaldo will be begging for more rights and lefts. … The Hill has dropped Toe-Lick Guru Dick Morris as a columnist because he signed on to become the “chief political columnist” for the National Enquirer. Apparently, The Hill’s standards don’t allow for any association with sensational journalism, but there is no issue with its columnists associating with — and licking the toes of — prostitutes.