Hondo split the bit with the Indians and Marlins last night, hitting with the former and missing with the latter to raise the earnings to 45 amalfitanos.

Today, he’ll go with the old motto: One in the day, one in the night and pray they both don’t bite –10 units apiece on the Dodgers and Pirates.

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Bengwad coach Marvin Lewis has apologized for saying Cincinnati cops are targeting his players. What’s the problem? If they’re not, they should be, since the Bengwads led the league in arrests last year and are heavily

favored to repeat this year … Utah spends less than any other state on education at 5Gs per pupil. It’s one of the benefits of polygamy — cheap home-schooling from any one of your several mothers.

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