The turnover machine known as Tony Romo cost Hondo a win last night, directing the Cowboys to a defeat that put the IOUs at a big fat 1,515 perrys.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will try a two-sport tango with the Colts and Giants — 10 units apiece.

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Nigeria has banned the movie “District 9” because it supposedly portrays Nigerians as gangsters and cannibals. Anyone caught watching it will be killed and eaten . . . The headline on Mike Lupica’s column about the new Cowboys Stadium in yesterday’s Daily Ruse: “Stadium as big as Jerry’s ego.” And half as big as the author’s.

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