Hondo added separation to his Best Bet lead last week, going 2-1 to open up a ridiculous bulge — 2¹/₂ games — that would make Anthony Weiner proud. That means Mr. Aitch, who was 1-5 after the first two weeks, is 19-5 over the last eight — that’s 79 percent, if you enjoy tracking excellence.
Giants over Eagles: You’re barking up the wrong tree if you think Vick is the Dream Team’s primary problem. It’s the Dream Coach, whose failure to change his signals last week enabled ex-Eagle QB Kevin Kolb to call out the plays to the Cardinals’ defense in the Philly loss. Reid apparently learned nothing from the blunder made by ex-Raiders coach Bill Callahan in Super Bowl XXXVII.
Titans over Falcons: Many are ripping Falcons coach Mike Smith for his controversial decision to go for it on fourth and inches from the Atlanta 29-yard-line in OT. On behalf of all Saints backers, however, Hondo would like to thank Smith for his courageous call.
Bills over Dolphins: Obama was in Hawaii this week when he said: “When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia …” Let’s not be be too tough on the President, who surely knows Hawaii isn’t in Asia — it’s one of the 57 states.
Bengals over Ravens: If prosecutors find something to charge Joe Paterno with, don’t be surprised if the legendary see-no-evil enabler goes to the full-blown dementia defense in an effort to prevent slammer time.
Jaguars over Browns: As long as Colt is running the offense, the Browns won’t have the horses. Come on, you have to keep it real, McCoy.
Raiders over Vikings: Emauler Ed Buckmir points out that Herman Cain stumbled on questions about Libya this week, claiming he had a lot of things “twirling around in my head” — like what were the names of all those women he allegedly harassed in the ’90s?
More mauling from Buckmir: Tiger Woods suffered his worst match-play loss in the opening round of the 2011 Presidents Cup. Woods hasn’t taken a beating that bad since the night his wife chased him down with that 9-iron.
Panthers over Lions: Some parents in Compton, Calif., are upset because an elementary school had porn star Sasha Grey read to their kids. That’s because she probably read from books with titles such as “The Three Little Sluts,” “Peter Porn” and “The Boobsy Twins.”
Packers over Buccaneers: From Jimmy Breslin’s rambling stream of semi-consciousness about the Occupy Wall Street protesters in Sunday’s Daily Ruse: “In New York, by all measurements, their support is in numbers that will be suffocating for anybody standing against the movement.” This just in, Jimbo: No reports of suffocation have been reported since the eviction.
Redskins over Cowboys: Babbling Breslin took The Post to task for being the only paper to oppose the protesters. Evidently, Jimmy’s not a Daily Ruse reader. If he were, he’d be shocked to read post-eviction editorials lauding SuperNanny Bloomberg for the eviction and calling yesterday’s plan to shut down Wall Street “just about the dumbest thing any New Yorker could want to do.”
Cardinals over 49ers: And finally, Breslin devoted the last third of the column to a boring yarn about how somebody saw somebody sleeping on the ground and draped a blanket over him. It was definitely more yawn than yarn.
Rams over Seahawks: Maybe the guy who put the blanket over the other guy was just trying to cover up his genital scabies, which reportedly were rampant in Zuccotti Park.
Bears over Chargers: A woof from BarkingMut: After hearing the world’s population recently went over 7 billion, ex-Charger and serial impregnator Antonio Cromartie, bursting with pride, said his contribution was more than a drop in the bucket.
Bonus bark from Mr. Mut: If Bloomberg wants to evict more slovenly, foul-mouthed, unshaven, disgusting louts from a park, he can pay Rex Ryan a visit out in Florham Park.
Patriots over Chiefs: Speaking of foul-mouthed coaches, Bill Belichick raised his game after the Pats’ romp over the Jets Sunday night, telling his son: “37 points against the best defense in the league; “Bleep my bleep!” They must have had some interesting father-son chats over the years. “How was bleepin’ school today, son?” “Bleep off, dad!” “Why don’t you bleep my bleep.” “Why don’t you bleep MY bleep?” “Kiss my bleepin’ bleep.”
“Good bleepin’ night, dad.”
“Good bleepin’ night, son, see you in the bleepin’ morning.”
BEST BETS: Giants, Bills, Jaguars.
LAST NIGHT: Jets (L).
hondo@nypost.com
