Hondo cruised with the Chisox last night, but the Astros and Yankees collapsed colossally so the accounts payable bounced back up to 1,595 rigneys.

Today, Mr. Aitch will try that Bumgarner – 10 units on the Giants. Also, since it’s a big day for dogs, he will throw 10 units apiece at the Yanks, Cubs, Rockies, Padres and Twins.

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Stay tuned after today’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest, because immediately afterwards the contestants also will be participating in the inaugural Coney Island Burping and Flatulence Contest … Keith “Gasbag” Olbermann, aka Uberdork, predicted on ABC’s “This Week” that the ObamaCare ruling will cause “insurmountable problems” for Mitt Romney. Meanwhile, Hondo predicts that Olbermann will continue to be plagued by insurmountable irrelevance.

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