The Cubs added to the Metamucils’ misery out at the Lame Duck Dump last night, which enabled Hondo to increase his collection of disposable dead presidents to a delightful 700 ditmars.

Tonight, he’ll double-dip with Moose and Lee – 10 units apiece on the Yankees and Indians.

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George Michael, pound for pound the perviest singer of them all, has apologized for being caught in a London men’s room with crack. He promises from now on to use public rest rooms only for what he feels is their intended purpose: lewd conduct . . . Roger Clemens was so upset over not getting a men tion in Sunday night’s Stadium curtain-closer that he was rumored to be experiencing B12 rage.

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