Are you sitting? Good. I don’t want you to fall when you hear the news that Ronan Farrow may not by Woody Allen’s son. Years-long rumors led Woody to finally say, “I think he is, but I wouldn’t bet my life on it.” Sinatra … uh, Farrow … resembles Allen as much as Bartolo Colon does. … More hard-to-believe news. Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie are more than just friends. President Trump, surveying the damage in the Carolinas and hoping to satisfy the LGBTQ community, wanted the muppets to, “have a good time.”

More unbelievable news. Jacob deGrom has 22 “quality” starts and needs another Friday to surpass Bob Gibson and Chris Carpenter for the all-time single-season record. New York is in Washington this weekend. 20 units on the Mets.

Reds doubled up the Marlins 4-2. Cody Reed shut out the Fish for six innings, earning his first win as a starter. Scooter Gennett with a two-run homer. Victory has us at -1,173 geronimos.