I’ve been out of town _ and out-of-touch _ dealing with some family affairs, and I’m leaving again Wednesday. But for those Red Bull fans Jonesing for any tidbits about your team, your newest player, Khano Smith, talked to his local media in Bermuda.

Among the highlights were calling the Red Bulls “a great organisation” (it’s Brit thing. We wouldn’t understand) and added that Juan Carlos Osorio had been trying to get him since last season.

“This is the ideal move for me and I’m delighted. Red Bulls are a great organisation,” Smith told The Royal Gazette. “Boston was close to Bermuda but New York is even closer.”