Just when Hondo was getting hot — 4-1 Tuesday night — along comes the rain to put out the fire. Mr. Aitch was washed out with the Metamucils last night in the big Citi, so the deficit held steady at 805 garretts.

Today, Mr. Aitch once again will be pickin’ and grinnin’ with Santana — 10 units on the Metamucils.

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Obama recently told the Today Show he has been talking to experts about the gusher in the Gulf so he knows “whose a– to kick.” He’d better be careful, he could pull a hammy doing that to himself … The 2-year-old Indonesian boy who smokes is down from 40 a day to 15. He still enjoys puffing but feels he should quit to set a good example for those who can’t, like the President. hondo@nypost.com