And I can’t fight this feeling anymore. … D’backs relief pitcher Archie Bradley volunteered that he appeared in a game this year after pooping his pants. “I knew I had the next hitter. The at-bat was taking too long. I run in the bathroom but s–t my pants. I’m a pitch away from going in, clean up best I can. It was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been on the mound.” Though Archie tossed a “clean” inning, pitching coach Mike Fetters told his staff “craps” will no longer be played in the bullpen. … U.S. Postal Service, issuing its first-ever “sweet scent of summer” scratch-n-sniff stamps, will not be adding the “Oh, Archie” to its lineup.

While the Twins’ road record is 14-20, the White Sox are 14-26 at home. Something’s gotta give. Kyle Gibson has given up no more than two runs in any of his past five starts. Held mighty Boston to two last week. 20 units on the Twinkies.

Yankees blanked the Phils 6-0. Luis Severino going seven innings to pick up his 12th win. Aaron Hicks and Didi Gregorius providing the muscle. Back-to-back W’s but we’re still down -1,093 berras.