No-no, Hondo
The Braves, those hitless wonders, did nothing — lit erally — for Hondo last night as they kept him in the death spiral for a sixth straight game, which lowered his earnings to an uber-thin 65 ditmars.
Today, since Santana can’t seem to change his evil ways, Mr. Aitch will toss 10 units on the Jays to light up the Angels.
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A-Rod is deserving of some HondoNation power props for moving past Mark McGwire into eighth place on the all-time HR list. Evidently, Rodriguez’ ‘roids packed a little more punch than Mark’s … At the re quest of the White House, CBS News’ website retracted its claim that Supreme Court candidate Elena Kagan is a lesbian. It’s unclear how the blogger reached the con clusion that the rugged-looking U.S. Solicitor General with the closely cropped haircut is gay.
