Hondo, who cashed with the never-say-die Metamucils last night, could have enjoyed a double-delight but the Giants folded in D.C., so the debt grew slightly to 1,565 carbos.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will do the Hiroki-pokey in Fenway Pahk if the Yankees take care of business against Slosh Beckett – 10 units. Also, he is hoping for a laugher with Laffey in Chicago – 10 units on the Blue Jays.

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Good work by the Knicks yesterday in getting Jason Kidd. However, rumor has it he was their third choice after John Stockton and Maurice Cheeks … AMC reportedly will show a “Walking Dead” marathon this weekend. That will be a tough choice for those living in Chicago, who will have to decide whether to watch the marathon or the Cubs … Regarding the uproar Tony La Russa caused yesterday when he said he may not start fan favorite R.A. Dickey in the All-Star Game: Unless your name is Stephen Hawking, just shut up and let the self-certified genius do his work.

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