If Alex Rodriguez ends up serving his 211-game suspension, at least he’ll have somewhere to stay in shape.

Boston Sports Club took out at an advertisement on the front page of Monday’s Boston Herald, mocking the Yankees third baseman for his latest involvement in a performance-enhancing drug scandal and the millions of dollars he may lose.

The ad reads, “Alex, losing $34 million? Don’t miss our summer sale. Join today and keep that A-bod.”

The Yankees and Rodriguez head to Boston on Friday for a three-game series.