It was only a matter of time: Someone has already put together a script for a Tiger Woods porn movie — to be called “Tiger’s Wood,” natch.

E! reports that it’s already seen the script, “which bills itself as the ‘official porn parody’ of the non-golf exploits of the sports icon. The script riffs on the story and (presumably) makes up stuff where it might make things spicier.”

Probably the best part about this development is that two of the women involved in the scandal can play themselves, because they’re already porn stars!

Check out Joslyn James photos here.

Holly Sampson (LA Direct Models/Splash News)