The wretched Rays phoned it in at U.S. Cellular Field yesterday, causing Hondo’s earnings to fall into double figures at 95 doerrs.

Today, Mr. Aitch is expecting the Yankees to kick some dirt in the faces of those 98-pound weaklings in Boston — 10 units on Hughes.

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Bobby Titcomb, a childhood friend of Obama’s, was arrested earlier this week in a prostitution sting in Honolulu. With a name like that he had to have been a suspect the minute he left his house . . . Rumor has it Dirty Dave Letterman became so heated up when Eva Longoria nearly had a wardrobe malfunction on Wednesday night’s show that, as soon as it was over, he offered her a job as an intern.

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