Rays for Hondo!
With plaudits still rolling in for Hondo because of his Belmont Stakes cold trifecta (that he didn’t play), Mr. Aitch sank deeper into the red yesterday when he walked the plank with the Pirates, whose failure in Wrigley caused the debt to grow to 275 sturdivants.
Tonight, he expects Cobb, that cornball, to stop the Sawx – 10 units on the Rays to lump up Lackey. As for the canines, he is whistling for the D’backs over Kershaw and the Native Americans over Lindblom – 10 units apiece.
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Mayoral candidate Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner, pandering to Al Sharpton Saturday, called the city’s stop-and-frisk program “a racial tool.” Given his background, Weinie might be better off leaving tool talk to others … Bill Cosby says apathy is one of the biggest problems plaguing the country, although not everybody agrees. For example, when Hillary Clinton was asked her thoughts on the matter, she responded (maniacally with clenched fists): “What difference does it make?”
