The year 1776 is no different than 2013: Mike Francesa still knew everything.

@BizzaroZaun has filmed an absolutely enawmous impression of WFAN’s biggest personality, dressed in Revolutionary Era garb, stating with certainty the British have nothing to worry about in their yuge clash against the American colonists.

And the world’s greatest prognosticator had one key piece of advice for the “Rebels” if they were to have any chance to pull the upset: “Trust Benedict Ahnold.”

WARNING: SOME GRAPHIC LANGUAGE