The Royals provided some pain for Hondo last night, getting thumped by the A’s to elevate the accounts payable to 510 righettis.

Today, he needs the big guy — 10 units on Sabathia over the Sawx.

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Jenny Sanford has moved out of the governor’s crib in South Carolina in what husband Mark said was “a mutual decision.” Mrs. Sanford says she needs some space, while the luv guv says he needs some more of that “muy caliente Argentinian culo.” . . . Mike Lupica reportedly will be playing in the Artists and Writers charity softball game later this month in East Hampton. As usual, Mike will be doing his spot-on impersonation of Eddie Gaedel. hondo@nypost.com