RAIDERS: JaMARCUS RUSSELL, QB, LSU: Someone ultimately convinces Al Davis that Snake Stabler isn’t planning a comeback . . . just don’t be shocked if it’s Brady Quinn . . . or Calvin Johnson.

LIONS: GAINES ADAMS, DE, CLEMSON: Statute prohibiting Matt Millen from drafting another wideout means someone, finally, to get in Brett Favre’s face.

BROWNS: BRADY QUINN, QB, NOTRE DAME: What, Romeo Crennel isn’t going to listen to Charlie Weis?

BUCS: CALVIN JOHNSON, WR, GEORGIA TECH: Chucky gets a nuclear doll for Jeff Garcia/Chris Simms.

CARDINALS: JOE THOMAS, OT, WISCONSIN: A can’t-miss bodyguard for Matt Leinart.

REDSKINS: LaRON LANDRY, S, GEORGIA TECH: Dynamic partner for Sean Taylor.

VIKINGS: ADRIAN PETERSON, RB, OKLAHOMA: Dynamic partner for Chester Taylor.

FALCONS: LEVI BROWN, OT, PENN STATE: Someone to get Michael Vick to the airport on time.

DOLPHINS: JOE STALEY, OT, CENTRAL MICHIGAN: Cam Cameron craves a modern-day Richmond Webb.

TEXANS: DARRELL REVIS, CB, PITTSBURGH: If Mario Williams can put the heat twice a year on Peyton Manning, maybe this guy can help Dunta Robinson pick off a couple.

49ERS: PATRICK WILLIS, ILB, MISSISSIPPI: Mike Nolan and assistant Mike Singletary fell in love with the kid at the Senior Bowl.

BILLS: LEON HALL, CB, MICHIGAN: With Dante Stallworth and Wes Welker in New England, someone better replace Nate Clements.

RAMS: AMOBI OKOYE, DT, LOUISVILLE: Scott Linehan desperate for run-stuffers, even after he trades for Kris Jenkins.

PANTHERS: REGGIE NELSON, S, FLORIDA: John Fox must replace Shaun Williams and Mike Minter is on last legs.

STEELERS: JAMAAL ANDERSON, DE, ARKANSAS: Mike Timlin gets a pass rusher for 3-4 or 4-3.

PACKERS: MARSHAWN LYNCH, RB, CALIFORNIA: Favre needs replacement for Ahman Green.

JAGUARS: ADAM CARRIKER, DE, NEBRASKA: A Marty Lyons-type to upgrade pass rush.

BENGALS: ALAN BRANCH, DT, MICHIGAN: The best available 330-pound run-stuffer who won’t incur the wrath of new sheriff Roger Goodell in Sinsinnati.

TITANS: TED GINN, WR-KR, OHIO STATE: A twofer to fill voids left by Drew Bennett and Pacman Jones.

GIANTS: JON BEASON, LB, MIAMI (FL.): There’s Mussolini, and then there’s Beason, according to Tom Coughlin . . . recommendation from Jeremy Shockey seals the verdict.

BRONCOS: ANTHONY SPENCER, DE-OLB, PURDUE: Adalius Thomas clone to get in Philip Rivers’ face.

COWBOYS: ROBERT MEACHEM, WR, TENNESSEE: Life After T.O.

CHIEFS: AARON ROSS, CB-KR, TEXAS: Former cornerback Herm Edwards gets a return man to replace Dante Hall.

PATRIOTS: MICHAEL GRIFFIN, S, TEXAS: Rodney Harrison can’t play forever.

JETS: JUSTIN HARRELL, DT, TENNESSEE: Infrastructure buildup continues with high-character monster in the middle.

EAGLES: BRANDON MERIWEATHER, S, MIAMI (FL.): Life After Brian Dawkins.

SAINTS: CHRIS HOUSTON, CB, ARKANSAS: Overhaul of secondary has begun in earnest with Jason David signing.

PATRIOTS: DAVID HARRIS, ILB, MICHIGAN: Life After Tedy Bruschi and Mike Vrabel.

RAVENS: JARVIS MOSS, OLB, FLORIDA: Terrell Suggs will be unrestricted free agent in 2008.

CHARGERS: DWAYNE BOWE, WR, LSU: Big possession receiver takes heat off TE Antonio Gates.

BEARS: GREG OLSEN, TE, MIAMI (FL.): If anyone needs his very own Shockey, it’s Rex Grossman.

COLTS: LAWRENCE TIMMONS, OLB, FLORIDA STATE: Perfect replacement for Cato June.