Hondo wrapped up Wipeout Weekend by suffering a pair of crushing defeats with the Rangers and Diamondbacks that ballooned the deficit to a whopping 1,575 nuxhalls.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch hopes to begin his latest in a series of comebacks with Leake, the favorite pitcher of Chelsea Manning and Edward Snowden – 20 units on the Reds to prevail over their Arch enemy.
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Carl DeMaio, a Republican who’s considered a candidate to replace Bob “Feel ’Em Up” Filner as mayor of San Diego, masturbated in the City Hall bathrooms in 2009, according to the website VoiceofOC.org. Having elected Filner, San Diegans deserve someone like DeMaio, who obviously knows how to handle himself … The fact that DeMaio reportedly limited his self-pleasuring to 2009 could be an indication he has lost his grip, which in his case would be a good thing … Speaking of possible mayoral perverts, Anthony Weiner was in a chain-reaction fender-bender on the FDR Saturday morning. Luckily for A-Wad, he wasn’t taking selfies at the time, so he didn’t suffer any below-the-belt injuries.
